Intro:

Drunken Taoist t-shirts in the making!!!! Featuring Jamie Ludovise’s design of a drunken Taoist making out with a hot, shapely woman while drinking wine and kicking an overaggressive bastard in the balls. We are taking pre-orders: http://www.danielebolelli.com/drunken-taoist-podcast-t-shirts-pre-order/

Some gentle soul has created a new marijuana strain and named it The Drunken Taoist.

The full vocal version of the Drunken Taoist theme is available here http://daisyhouse.bandcamp.com/ Their entire album will be available soon.

Good luck to Duane “Bang” Ludwig on his recovery!

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The “I Have a Dream” corner:

Elmo haunts my dreams: from lullabies to threesomes.

The “Rant of the Day”:

Fuck a Duck! The tale of rapist necrophiliac ducks

“I am not impressed by your performance” I’m not GSP, goddammit!

My teaching career among “bureaucratic succubi eating babies’ hearts”

My infamous open letter to academia

The “Ask Bolelli” Corner:

The Ninja approach to Graduate School.

A follow up to our Danish gay penguins segment .

The “Storytelling Moment”:

From the pages of the Holy Bible: Spilling Seed = Bad! Having Sex with Your Daughter in Law in Exchange for a Goat: No Problem.